The monks are at it again

We’re told that 40%of British adults think that Intelligent Design should be taught in schools. But then 40% of British adults, we are told, don’t have the literacy and numeracy skills of the average twelve year old - 49.999% of whom, according to Blair, Kelly & Associates, are "below average.
Take these facts, divide by the square root of minus one, subtract the number you first thought of and, bearing in mind that Ruth Kelly “supports” Opus Dei and Tony Blair is some sort of muscular progressive protestant high church crypto-Catholic with a soft spot for Torquemadan activities, is it any wonder that on the staff of Ampleforth public school there were at one time at least five active and practising paedophiles?